{"product_id":"dont-swear","title":"Don't Swear","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis “Don’t Swear” greeting card features two charming watercolor cats having a hilariously awkward moment. In the first panel, one cat nervously asks, \u003cem\u003e“Pleeze don’t swear in front of my parents,”\u003c\/em\u003e and the other cheerfully agrees with an \u003cem\u003e“okeydoke.”\u003c\/em\u003e But in the second panel, the promise goes hilariously wrong with an unapologetically blunt, \u003cem\u003e“Hallo old [expletive]s,”\u003c\/em\u003e as they greet the parents—two grumpy-looking cats with undeniable personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for friends who appreciate cheeky humor and a dash of feline mischief, this card is ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just making someone laugh uncontrollably. Printed on high-quality cardstock, it’s a memorable, irreverent way to send your love—with claws out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67681105674328,"sku":"vih1791598419508","price":5.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/7734\/2808\/files\/dont-swear_1.jpg?v=1791598425","url":"https:\/\/foglampkit.shop\/products\/dont-swear","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}