Don't Swear

This “Don’t Swear” greeting card features two charming watercolor cats having a hilariously awkward moment. In the first panel, one cat nervously asks, “Pleeze don’t swear in front of my parents,” and the other cheerfully agrees with an “okeydoke.” But in the second panel, the promise goes hilariously wrong with an unapologetically blunt, “Hallo old [expletive]s,” as they greet the parents—two grumpy-looking cats with undeniable personality.

Perfect for friends who appreciate cheeky humor and a dash of feline mischief, this card is ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just making someone laugh uncontrollably. Printed on high-quality cardstock, it’s a memorable, irreverent way to send your love—with claws out.